So my brother, Clifford, is in China doing some international learn chinese thing. I’m not really sure what it is but anyway. This kid IMs me using Cliff’s screenname.

cliff: chris how do you play l4d on my laptop/
chenstopher: you need the game?
cliff: yes
cliff: we do
cliff: can u teach me how u do it
cliff: please
cliff: now
cliff: im cliffords friend
cliff: please
cliff: please
chenstopher: i dunno ask cliff
cliff: how do u start the left 4 dead game
cliff: he said u helped him
chenstopher: its linked to steam and cliff doesnt have it on his steam account
cliff: can clifford use ur steam account
chenstopher: definitely not
cliff: why not
chenstopher: cause he cant
chenstopher: go away
cliff: fuck u tough guy
cliff: fucking cheeky basatard
chenstopher: well fuck you too dick wad
cliff: omg im so hurt
cliff: hit me again
cliff: just cos u play omgpop
cliff: amerikan cunt
chenstopher: at least i dont have to go begging to other peoples brothers to play games
chenstopher: shit
chenstopher: learn to spell
cliff: fuck u
cliff: ur a fucking fail in life
cliff: u stay on the cmputer all day
cliff: just cuz u dont have mn
chenstopher: thanks for the info
cliff: ur welcome
cliff: call me

I just thought it was interesting cause I’ve never been called an “amerikan cunt” nor a “cheeky bastard” before. English people are soooooo cool. Can anyone explain what the “just cos u play omgpop” and the “just cuz u dont have mn” lines mean?