And now that summer is here, I get to be bored out of my mind. Yay!

And enjoy the super hot and humid weather. Yay!

And watch shitty hollywood summer blockbuster movies. Yay!

And last but not least, I get to get bitten by mosquitoes! YAY!!^%^3k23jnofgn4. Cause we all love mosquitoes. They’re so pretty and give you beautiful fucking mosquito bites all over. Why, I already have seven all over my legs! Fucking wonderful.

I hate the summer.

Also cause it gives my mom an excuse to force me to do something since I have nothing to do for whatever number of months. This time, she wants me to help her fix her company’s website but I fucking hate doing that shit.

I wish I didn’t know anything about computers. That way, no one would ever bother me about their stupid little computer problems. JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

If I ever ended up with an IT job at some company fixing people’s stupid little computer problems, I think I’ll kill myself.

Here are some interesting options:

• Jump into a bottomless pool of mango juice infested with flesh eating monkeys.
• Jump off a super tall building with a yoga ball strapped to my stomach to see how high I’ll bounce.
• Inhale lots and lots of Xenon
• Invent a virus that causes people to turn into oreo eating zombies and infect myself with it.

Do people who jump off buildings and bridges ever think about doing like back flips or somersaults while falling? I mean just jumping off would be kind of boring.

I’m gonna go to sleep now. Maybe.