Well this sucks.

I was tired so I went to take a nap at around 9:30 or so with my alarm set to 11 hoping I’d wake up in time for the New Year countdown.

Didn’t happen.

Ended up waking up at 12:01 (yes, exactly 12:01), saying “fuck”, and going back to sleep.

I think I’m gonna go watch some Stargate SG-1.

year++;

We should just combine “grey” and “gray” into one word: “graey”.

CRAP. This would just confuse us more wouldn’t it?

Grey, gray, graey, greay!

I was watching VH1’s Top 40 Most Softsational Soft-Rock Songs the other day and came across this song again. I just want to say that this is the greatest song in the universe and Michael Bolton has the most intense voice in the universe.

I’ve been playing a bunch of tennis these past few months using some Volkl DNX 9 racquets that my dad bought. They’re fine but the handle was too small for me and I thought it’d be cool to try out a new racquet so I bought one. The Babolat AeroPro Drive to be exact.

This is actually the older model of the new AeroPro Drive Cortex. Rather than paying $185 for the newer version, I settled for the older one for $125 from Tennis Warehouse and had it strung with Prince Synthetic Gut Duraflex 16 gauge. I’m kind of a noob at tennis so I did some research making sure the reviews were awesome before I bought ‘em.

It arrived earlier today (8/6/09) and went out to play with it with Georo, the same guy that is in my shitty snowboarding videos, and who also got a new racquet today. Anyway, the AeroPro Drive is nice. The larger handle is definitely better. It feels stiffer than the DNX 9’s I was using, not sure if that’s good or bad. Ok, I’ll shut up now and put some more pictures up.

So my brother, Clifford, is in China doing some international learn chinese thing. I’m not really sure what it is but anyway. This kid IMs me using Cliff’s screenname.

cliff: chris how do you play l4d on my laptop/
chenstopher: you need the game?
cliff: yes
cliff: we do
cliff: can u teach me how u do it
cliff: please
cliff: now
cliff: im cliffords friend
cliff: please
cliff: please
chenstopher: i dunno ask cliff
cliff: how do u start the left 4 dead game
cliff: he said u helped him
chenstopher: its linked to steam and cliff doesnt have it on his steam account
cliff: can clifford use ur steam account
chenstopher: definitely not
cliff: why not
chenstopher: cause he cant
chenstopher: go away
cliff: fuck u tough guy
cliff: fucking cheeky basatard
chenstopher: well fuck you too dick wad
cliff: omg im so hurt
cliff: hit me again
cliff: just cos u play omgpop
cliff: amerikan cunt
chenstopher: at least i dont have to go begging to other peoples brothers to play games
chenstopher: shit
chenstopher: learn to spell
cliff: fuck u
cliff: ur a fucking fail in life
cliff: u stay on the cmputer all day
cliff: just cuz u dont have mn
chenstopher: thanks for the info
cliff: ur welcome
cliff: call me

I just thought it was interesting cause I’ve never been called an “amerikan cunt” nor a “cheeky bastard” before. English people are soooooo cool. Can anyone explain what the “just cos u play omgpop” and the “just cuz u dont have mn” lines mean?