It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the product of a deranged imagination.

The Game

Pick out an object a few feet in front of your path. It can be a stick, puddle, or crack. Whatever. Just pick one out.

Then guess whether you will step on it with your left foot or your right foot.

If you guess correctly, you win and you get to say “FUCK YEAH” to yourself, in your head.

If you guess incorrectly, you lose and you only get to say “FUCK”.

And that’s it.

Observations

Here are two related observations I’ve made while playing this game:

1. You will come up with a guess you are pretty sure of within a second. It will probably be correct.
2. If it takes more than a second or you can’t make up your mind, you will step over the object.

There’s probably some scientific term for that second phenomenon but I don’t feel like researching it.

So that’s it. This is the type of stuff I come up with when I’m bored.

This is the type of stuff I think about when I can’t sleep.

CRAP. This would just confuse us more wouldn’t it?

Grey, gray, graey, greay!

And now that summer is here, I get to be bored out of my mind. Yay!

And enjoy the super hot and humid weather. Yay!

And watch shitty hollywood summer blockbuster movies. Yay!

And last but not least, I get to get bitten by mosquitoes! YAY!!^%^3k23jnofgn4. Cause we all love mosquitoes. They’re so pretty and give you beautiful fucking mosquito bites all over. Why, I already have seven all over my legs! Fucking wonderful.

I hate the summer.

Also cause it gives my mom an excuse to force me to do something since I have nothing to do for whatever number of months. This time, she wants me to help her fix her company’s website but I fucking hate doing that shit.

I wish I didn’t know anything about computers. That way, no one would ever bother me about their stupid little computer problems. JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

If I ever ended up with an IT job at some company fixing people’s stupid little computer problems, I think I’ll kill myself.

Here are some interesting options:

• Jump into a bottomless pool of mango juice infested with flesh eating monkeys.
• Jump off a super tall building with a yoga ball strapped to my stomach to see how high I’ll bounce.
• Inhale lots and lots of Xenon
• Invent a virus that causes people to turn into oreo eating zombies and infect myself with it.

Do people who jump off buildings and bridges ever think about doing like back flips or somersaults while falling? I mean just jumping off would be kind of boring.

I’m gonna go to sleep now. Maybe.

Some interesting stuff going on.

Okay maybe not.

School is starting up soon. That sucks.

I really don’t want to go back to school.

I think medicine, doctors, technology and all that stuff are limiting the rate that humans are evolving. That is if evolution works.

Why is my iPhone so slow?

If I go to sleep, I don’t want to wake up. If I stay awake, I don’t want to sleep.

Sunflower seeds are pretty good.

The street lights on my block turn off at about 6:52 am. This picture was taken at 6:39.

That’s not the sun.

There was this dude on the train the other day. He was arguing with the other dudes about how his girlfriend wasn’t let on some bus. I think he was drunk. It was interesting.

I stay up really late sometimes. I like it cause everyone else is sleeping.

Do not litter.

I usually sleep around 6. But its been taking me a lot longer to fall asleep lately. I don’t know why.

These sunflower seeds taste funny.

Actually I do know why. But I’m not telling you.

I like it when I stay up really late and I get really tired. So tired that my eyes wont stay open. I like going to sleep during that time.

Hey look, Chloe is sleeping.

She’s gotten bigger.

I miss my watch.

Oh and about the Windows 7 on my laptop post that I said I was gonna do. I’m not gonna do it cause I don’t care and you don’t care. Maybe you do care but I don’t care that you care. So stop caring.

jQuery’s slideDown function is pissing me off. WORK.

“Then why do we die?” –awesome kid

I think I’ll go to sleep now. Maybe.

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