About
What can I say about Chris? First off, he is probably the most laid back person I know. A lot of friends that I have that have awesome houses, are usually pricks but not Chris. He’s extremely generous and helpful. He isn’t the most talkative guy in the world, but when he says something, the world stands still to listen to his greatness.
From the first “whatever” to the last. From the constant echoing of “Do it”. Although you might think Chris is a quiet guy, his presence is always felt. He’s a cool guy, cooler than Chen Qi. Want proof his presence is always felt? We wrote these quotes didn’t we?
his name is chris, however since there is a large amount of chris’ out there, he’s commonly referred to as chris chen. he attends stony brook but has no pride cause the school sucks. he lost his heart as a child and therefore lacks emotion whenever you speak so if you ever talk to him and he sounds like he doesn’t give a shit, he doesn’t mean to sound like he doesn’t give a shit. unless he actually doesn’t give a shit. he’s a major comp sci dork and if he gets anything less than an A in any of his major courses, it results in a self inflicted wound. he wrote this entire site and you can tell that he’s amazing so if you think you’re better than him, he wont give a shit and will want you to suck a lemon. his interests apart from owning at comp sci is owning geoffrey, owning @ freeboarding and soon to be longboarding,ping-pong-ing, and sounding like he doesn’t give a shit. we don’t have much to do here so if he’s not doing any of those things then he’s probably playing super smash bros. and being gay cheap ass with either zelda or snake. in conclusion, chris > you, but it’s okay cause he doesn’t give a shit. in fact, chris gives so little of a shit that if the world were to end, he wouldn’t even care to look back.
p.s. taniel rocks his socks
public class Chris
{
public Chris(String lname, String attributes)
{
new(Chris(lname, attributes));
}
public void run()
{
//live life.
}
}public class Life
{
public static void main(String args[])
{
Chris c = new Chris
(”Chen”, “freebord, snowboard, ping pong, computer programming, video games,movie collection, awesome house,man of few words”);
c.run();
}
}
→Ariel
OK so basically this kid is awesome. I first noticed him cuz of his ‘boom headshot’ shirt and I was like…. ‘oh snaps! that shirt is fresh!’ After hanging out with him a couple of times I noticed ‘oh snaps! that kid is fresh!’ And finally i saw his house and thought…. you get the picture.
P.S. he owns me @ pingpong =[
→John W.